Ask a stupid Final Fantasy question, etc. - ONLY ONE QUESTION IN TEN POSTS!!!!
I love these thread and i haven't seen any around, so I'm starting one.
Rules:
ONE question per post
NO spam or answers to questions that have already been answered
You MAY pass your question. Next person to post gets it
ANYthing goes
Games allowed- FFI, FFII, FFIII, FFIV, FFV, FFVI, FFVII, FVIII, FFIX, FFX, FFX-2,FFXI, FFXII, FFXIII FFT, FFTA
I'll start:
Why does Cloud have such spikey hair?
Lots of hair gel. Duh!
So... why don't the villians kill you why your still level one?
They get caught in traffic and can't get to you until later.
Why do we never see a chocobo Bar-B-Q or something?
Chocobo necks are made of concrete.
Cloud be more badass with black hair; why does he dye it blonde?
Because his natural hair isnt blonde; it's pink. They only carry blonde dye in Midgar.
Why do characters in FFV stand on the tip of the pointy thing on ships with no regards to thei own safety?
Because they are a curious folk.
Why are the 4 warriors of light in FF1 have no names, and are only known by thier jobs? How do they distinguish those who have multiple jobs?
Originally Posted by Maxx Power
They have nametags.
Someone take my question.
>>> How do I revive Aeris?.
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
Joke! Two Aeris questions simultaneously!
My friend, Aeris is revived when you have beaten all the Final Fantasy's. The cyber connection between all the saved games in their respective batteries combines over your FFVII CD, and, when you start a new game, she doesn't die, but is instantly revived, and then there's a totally kickass scene where she slays Sephiroth RIGHT THERE!
What if Aeris Married General Leo?
Then Aeris wouldn't be able to love Cloud. I think.
What if Cecil lost the fire ring before he got to the summoners' village?
He would have regretted it when facing Golbez and having that dragon kick his butt.
What is behind Vivi's face?
Gogo!
Why didn't Kain go after Rydia?
Because she took his burrito so he got mad at her.
Why is ExDeath so uncreatively named?
Because the name Final Fantasy soaked up all their genius.
What exactly will happen if Zell is refused a hot dog for too long?
He'd have to raid the mustard SeeD plants cause his true addiction is Mustard.
Why don't the characters just steal Odin's horse or better yet just use Bahumat for transportation?
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