Ask a stupid Final Fantasy question, etc. - ONLY ONE QUESTION IN TEN POSTS!!!!

[Psychotic]

Some really horrible fanfiction.

What would happen if Maechen was telling Tidus and the party a story, and then Lulu just snapped, and kept kicking Maechen in the head, over and over and over. Maechen isn't moving. Blood is spilling from his mouth, and from a wound in his head. And all the while Lulu is just kicking, kicking. The other party members try to pull her off, but they just can't. Lulu has to keep kicking, because it's the only way for the screaming in her head to stop. So yeah, what would happen?

[Timster]

Not to spam or anything, but I think you just described what would happen, maybe you should have stopped when Lulu snapped and left the rest up to others.

And to answer your question: they shoot her with a tranquilizer (sp?) rifle Edit: tranquilizer bazooka

my question is up for grabs...

[Dynast-Kid]

Who would win in a gun fight between Yuna (X-2, of course) and Lightning (XIII)?

[f f freak]

Quistis naturally. She'd step in and be all like "If you don't stop fighting I'm gonna go gatling gun on your @$$es" And when they don't stop she kills them with gatling gun.

What would happen if Lulu got together with Kimahri and Quina at the same time?

[feioncastor]

Ron Jeremy.


Why does the Chime that controls the door of the mirage tower stamped in English "MADE IN LEIFEN", yet when you go to Leifen, no one seems to know English? Or anything other than "Lu...pa?" for that matter.

[arcanedude34]

A wizard did it.

Is every villain in the series at least partly gay?

[Griff]

no, there was always chaos in FF1.

Why do cloud's clothes change colour between movie and gameplay scenes?

[Takara]

He said that the clothes made his ass look big in the CG sequences, so they gave him another set.

What would happen if all the Chocobos went on a strike?

[.:kerrod:.]

i imagine they'd be chanting something like: 'Wark do we wark?' 'For warking humans to stop warking us too wark' 'Wark do we wark it?' 'WARK!'

What would happen if (SPOILER)cloud got shot along with zack?

[boys from the dwarf]

everyone but sephiroth would die.

in FF9. where'd all of those silver dragons come from?

[ReloadPsi]

Kuja, being free after 10,000 years and deciding it was time to conquer Gaia, had this weird anthropomorphic west highland white terrier named Finster working behind the scenes and constructing entire armies of them out of clay.

When the hell is Square-Enix vs Capcom coming out?

[The Crystal]

Kuja, being free after 10,000 years and deciding it was time to conquer Gaia, had this weird anthropomorphic west highland white terrier named Finster working behind the scenes and constructing entire armies of them out of clay.

When the hell is Square-Enix vs Capcom coming out?

When SE run out of good ideas for RPGs, and lose money because of this.

In FFVIII, why Adel was normal size in the past, but in the present time she was a giant?

[Vermachtnis]

Everyone knew people were smaller in the past.

Does the McDonald's of Spira put Ixion in their Food?

[arcanedude34]

No, thats sick. Only 100% processed Anima meat makes it into the high standards of McDonalds.

Why does Montblanc help Marche out in the very beginning of the game, when he could have let the Bangaa's kick his ass and talked to him afterward? That would have made one amazing show.

[CimminyCricket]

lmto, yes it would have. As for the answer, Because he had to keep his image for the lady moogles (if there are any), it wouldn't do to not fight some grumpy bangaas.

Why is it, that when the ground around a monster/person is broken, ripped up, destroyed, incinerated after/during a summon, is all there in the end?