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    Because he spends all his SeeD paychecks on Weapon Monthly magazines, white t-shirts, and black aviator jackets, so he doesn't have enough left to consult a plastic surgeon.

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    Because he would make them explode.

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    when hell freezes over

    why do ff characters take turns attacking in battle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen Phantom View Post
    when hell freezes over

    why do ff characters take turns attacking in battle?
    Because there was a sense of decency in fighting that existed in the 1980's that we seem to have lost today. Obviously, if you're fighting someone and they are more agile than you, it's only fair to stand by and allow them to attack you first.

    Why has Square-Enix released 12 installments in the Final Fantasy series, but has yet to release a follow up to Rad Racer, the finest game Squaresoft ever developed?
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    RR is harder to say then FF and doesn't sound as good. are-are VS eff-eff.

    how come on FF4 you can travel around the world in about 10 seconds with an airship?
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    Because THE WORLD IS SQUARE

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    Because he's antisocial

    Why does the majority of every Final Fantasy world look like Japan?
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    Because exposure to the a-bomb gave them the ability to cast magic, summon dragons, and fight evil. henceforth every FF is a biography of one year in Japan

    How come when you fly off the north end of the world map you end up in the south end?

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    That's a perfectly normal phenomenon, due to evey world being shaped like a giant cylinder. The north end is connected to the south end, therefore going off the top will take you to the bottom and vice versa. Going east to west, though, is still a total mystery.

    Why can mages only cast dumb elemental spells, instead of cool stuff like making people's heads explode?
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    If they cast fire into someones head, this is a possibility. You underestimate black mages sir!

    Why does Squall never get burnt when he R1's teh enemies?

    Vivi's head gets cold.
    That's just dissapointing
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    Quote Originally Posted by No.78 View Post
    If they cast fire into someones head, this is a possibility. You underestimate black mages sir!

    Why does Squall never get burnt when he R1's teh enemies?
    Either it's because of his ice-cold personality, or like anything in FFVIII, just blame the GF.

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    The same way everyone in RPG's do: Malletspace.

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    They go to lollipop city in the Northern Hemisphere...

    What is the final fantasy?

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    13 until further notice. 14 has alway seemed a pretty ugly number to me (BTW. i hope and also think im wrong. why would they stop now?)

    THE final fantasy is final fantasy. the original game that started it.

    anyway.

    would kefkas weapon be orphans, babies or the crippled?
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    crippled orphan babies

    why are those random animals carrying 148 gil and a magic fire ring?

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