They play too much final fantasy. They don't get out a lot... They think they have a mission to accomplish.
What is Don Corneo?
They play too much final fantasy. They don't get out a lot... They think they have a mission to accomplish.
What is Don Corneo?
A person duh!
How come FF characters are stupid and don't realize that if they want a Golden Chocobo they should just call me?
They do, but you never accept the charges.
In Dali the time you have to go there, the party consists of a huge guy in armor, a guy with a monkey tail, a kid with no face, and a regular looking girl. Why does Zidane think the inkeeper is staring at the regular looking girl, not the three freaks she has with them?
Because Mega-Armor, faceless hats, and tails are commonplace among the inhabitance of Gaia.
Where are all the orcs?
The project that was awesome, has fallen apart... oh well.
They are in their homeland of Kalimdor, planet I-don't-know-where, so they don't make an appearance in FF but in Warcraft.
...That wasn't a stupid answer! You broke the rules!Originally Posted by Kryton87
Why is it that any time the characters enter into a snowy area (the Great Clacier/Gaia Cliffs in FF7, Shumi area in FF8, that one cave in FF9, Mt. Gagazet in FFX, and some other place in FF12), they never need to put on heavier clothing and seem perfectly comfortable wearing their normal clothes with half of their bare flesh exposed?
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural."
--Chancellor Palpatine
Final Fantasy VIII: The Lionheart. Book one of my novelization.
"Being a hero is not what will save you, Squall Leonhart. You are searching for the wrong treasure."
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Because, unlike you apparently, they are real men. REal mean bear the cold like the men they are. And yes, that means final fantasy women are pretty damn manly.
What would be the punchline to the joke, Squall, Cloud, and Zidane walked into a bar?
FF chars, yay.
What are Levels good for, anyway?
Last edited by Peter_20; 01-16-2007 at 03:00 PM.
They're good for lyric writing, taking up space in the game making it a bit challlllllennnginngggg (I know I spelled that wrong)
If Red XIII were a pigeon would he be a cool cat?
No, dogs are cooler.
Why is Cid always called "Cid"?
There are other names in this world!
Because Cid is his birthname dah!
Do chocobos poop while they're flying?
Yes, if they're paid well enough.
Are moogles a pale type of bears?
Last edited by Peter_20; 01-16-2007 at 05:40 PM.
No, they're an ancient version of stuff animals, they just all come dead now so that they don't run away when you cuddle with them.
What are chocobo feathers used for besides the tail feathers(those would be the phoenix downs)?
They're used as a spare sword.
Why do FF characters salute at the end of every damn battle?
Because they have nothing else better to do.
How many swords does Gilgamesh actually have?
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