Because he's blonde.
Why do most characters lack fashion sense?
Because he's blonde.
Why do most characters lack fashion sense?
Most character start out with like 200 gil. You try shopping anywhere other than a thrift shop with 200 gil that needs to support your family for a month. And what do they have at thrift shops? Crappy clothes! Yay.
(side: I have never come across a Final Fantasy costume I don't like
[...yes, even Kuja])
Someone take mine.
>>>>>>>why does rikku look like she's trying to play drums/scratch the air everytime she talks....even in X-2?!
Because she is drunk...
Why does barret have boots on? not sandals or thongs?
Because they'd never match his feet, so he hides them.
Why doesn't Sephiroth just take some pills to make himself happy rather then destroying the planet?
He's anti drug to the extreme.
Why don't teh Chocobos rise and overcome?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaark.
Could Mog outdance Dirty Dancing-era Patrick Swayze?
yes, mog is so much cooler
How is it possible that Zidan receives a letter from a moogle in Burmecia, and Dagger in Alexandria can deliver that same letter?
because they have telekineses skills...
Why don't squall in FFVIII have pet fish? or a wolf?
He had both, but the wolf ate his fish and Squall killed the Wolf in anger.
Would Ifrit made a good watch dog?
Yes, he's actually a mercenary watch-dog. He's just an Aeon, Esper, Eidolon, and everything else part-time.
If an Iifa Tree falls and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
of course not, look how small those things are. DUHHH
what kind of hair gel does seymour use?
the other trees would care, because they lost a great friend
if cloud were the main character in FF8, would Rinoa be attracted to him? (and what if Squall were the main charachter in FF7 ?)
no, he's not emo enough.
IS it just me, but is Edward totally...a loser?
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