They look cool.
Who does Cloud marry?
Your mother
Would tifa ever do yuffie
Fat kids are harder to Kidnap.
No, but she'd do YOUR mother.
If Cloud had three heads, would he be 3 times as cool?
No he'd morph into Kuja.
Why does Zidane have a tail?
Moero! Moero!!
He spent his childhood playing monkey island 1,2 and 3. He imagined it would be something more like that.
how many fingers is kefka holding up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
...*holds up free hugs sign.*
Just the one. backwards.
is Garland (I) cool?
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Not, his armor actually keeps him quite warm.
If Vaan idolizes Monkey Island, will he change his name to Guybrush Threepwood when he gets older?
Whats Monkey Island, Well, I guess he would, but I don't know what monkey Island is.
Why do all the bad guys die in the end, or live and get killed in teh sequel?
....common sense
Is any part of FFX not a direct or obscure allusion to the bible?
yes. When i apere in it
what would happen if Kain jumped in a low cielined building
I'm back who mised me.
Tumble weed roles across the ground.
expect to see brains and blood
If Zell could pick any character to be gay with, who would he pick?
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everyone
where does Gilgamesh get his cloves from
I'm back who mised me.
Tumble weed roles across the ground.
No, he's completely retarded.
What's poorer than Excalipoor?