Because Cid swears more than him.
Why doesn't Zidane have any luck with girls?
Because Cid swears more than him.
Why doesn't Zidane have any luck with girls?
Beacuse, despite what he thinks, chicks DO NOT dig the tail...
Why can't the main hero of FFXIII be a penguin?
Because he can't hold a gunblade.
Why does Steiner wear rusted armor?
Because he earns 1 gil a year
Why Doesnt Cloud ever change his clotheS?
streme Wheelie
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because purple is the new black.
If cents are parts of a dollar, what is a part of gil?
GP
When are they gonna make a game w/ Cid as the protagonist?
Doomsday, no sooner.
Why is Ritz so goddamn PINK!?
Didn't you npay attention during the game? She didn't want to be like a viera... at first. Instead, she wanted to be wedding peach.
Why didn't Cid Highwind grow a beard or a moustache?
He has a beard? That's because you're confusing yourself with Barret.
Why is Barret the only FF character on a PS console to have a long beard 'minus FFXI' and why doesn't he have that same one now?
He wanted to be different, a rebel, a renegade, but then he got over it.
Why didn't Barret get a normal prosthetic hand?
I shall answer with your quote:
Why don't Vieras have tails? They would have even more sexappeal...Originally Posted by arcanedude34
They do have tails, but once you chop em off and use them as a powderpuff, they're kind of hard to get back on again. But it's worth it to stop a shiny nose!
How many times a day is one likely to come across a manic bishounen?
four times, double that if its a full moon
what do u think Vivi looks like nakid?
...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...Remember that well.
He IS naked. He walked around all of FFIX in the nude...
Why do you think Kimahri talks so little?
You don't off intelligent conversation.
"Why does every FF character hate this thread?"
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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