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    how do you get a fat woman in bed? (jokes)

    piece of cake lol

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    YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?! Jowy's Avatar
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    A giant mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

    The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

    The mushroom responds with "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"

    *ba-dum-ching.*
    Last edited by Jowy; 01-15-2007 at 06:15 PM.

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    Why did the one armed man cross the road?

    To get to the second hand shop.

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    Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

    Ba-dum t'sh!

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    What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

    De-calf-inated.

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    there is a horse and a cow in a field

    the cow says "hello horse. whats your name?"

    the horse says "well i never, a talking cow"

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    Some muffins are in an oven. One of them turns to the muffin next to him and is all, 'Wow, it is really hot in here!'

    And the other muffin goes 'OMG, a talking muffin!'

    asdfghjkl;'

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    What's the punchline?
    ...Geddit?

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    A man just got past every question on "Who Wants To Be A Millionare...:

    Regis: Hello, Rodney, are you feeling good?
    Rodney: Yes, Regis, I can't wait to answer the question.
    Regis: Okay, you have one second to proclaim all of the Mississippis in the United States, are you ready? Go!
    Rodney: One Mississippi.
    Regis: Oh, I'm sorry, you're out of time.



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    My favorite joke requires audio.

    Lets try it anyway:

    What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

    Ba-na-na-naaaa!

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    dizzy up the girl Recognized Member Rye's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    My favorite joke requires audio.

    Lets try it anyway:

    What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

    Ba-na-na-naaaa!
    Oh my god. xD


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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

    Ba-dum t'sh!
    Even a half hour after reading this, this is still funny as hell.

    You my sir win at not only this thread, but at life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

    Ba-dum t'sh!
    ROFL LMAO HAHAHAHA!!!
    What do you get when you cross Dracula and Frosty the Snowman?
    Frostbite.

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    how do you get a fat woman in bed?
    Tell her you have candy in your bed.

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    Nah, with a forklift
    ...Geddit?

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