how do you get a fat woman in bed? (jokes)

[Vivisteiner]

This thread is becoming less and less funny with every post.

Dont insult my jokes. They're amazing!

(SPOILER)Admit you were laughing when I said 'To get to the udder side'. Who wouldnt?

A Panda walks into a bar. He eats a sandwich, shoots the bartender with a gun and exits.

'Why d'you do that?', the nearly dead bartender asks.
'Cos its what Im meant to do,' the Panda replies.
'Look in the dictionary. It says the Panda eats shoots and leaves.'

Genius... Pure genius.