piece of cake lol
piece of cake lol
A giant mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom responds with "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
*ba-dum-ching.*
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Why did the one armed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Ba-dum t'sh!
What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?
De-calf-inated.
there is a horse and a cow in a field
the cow says "hello horse. whats your name?"
the horse says "well i never, a talking cow"
Some muffins are in an oven. One of them turns to the muffin next to him and is all, 'Wow, it is really hot in here!'
And the other muffin goes 'OMG, a talking muffin!'
asdfghjkl;'
A man just got past every question on "Who Wants To Be A Millionare...:
Regis: Hello, Rodney, are you feeling good?
Rodney: Yes, Regis, I can't wait to answer the question.
Regis: Okay, you have one second to proclaim all of the Mississippis in the United States, are you ready? Go!
Rodney: One Mississippi.
Regis: Oh, I'm sorry, you're out of time.
Tell her you have candy in your bed.how do you get a fat woman in bed?