Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet View Post
I would choose an extended life, perhaps, but not an eternal one. I think it would be pretty awesome seeing the people I love and/or care about die. Then I would have more rights to be miserable, and more people would have to put up with my complaining. I really enjoy complaining, because it makes other people miserable. Plus, since I will be living an extra long time, I’d be able to implant my rancor deeper into society than most old folk ever can dream of. Kind of like some demi-god curmudgeon.
 I would then have to find the right time—at the peak of their hated for me, and before they slowly start to tolerate me—to die. Then the people affected would start to see how great the world is, and they will all be propelled into a thick, orgasmic state of euphoria. It would be like this massive self-sacrifice on my part, so a few people can be extremely happy for a couple of days. It would kind of like being a Saint in a tow truck, or something (not too sure of the definition of Saint so I shouldn’t be using that word). This sounds pretty good. I can’t wait. Where do I sign up, Peter_20?
Please don't use sarcasm, because it's so damn hard to tell whether or not it actually is sarcasm.