I don't know whether or not to make a tasteless joke or what.

[Vermachtnis]

I wanna see them try and call down Meteor upon Germany! Then we can have some proof that video games inspired this. It reminds me of this time I went around annoying people wearing an "Hello, my name is Spongebob" nametag.

Bank robbers used to wear President masks sometimes, but you don't see us blaming the President for robberies.

Although Nixon is clearly guilty of it

Nixon is my hero. He's never done anything wrong!