Kill me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Absolutely the best argument against America is that they are retarded when it comes to waking up.

Yes I'm childish. Bite me.


When I had lodgers they'd often come home completely faced and clomp everywhere. That usually woke them up. But it's totally worth it when you see their faces whilst telling them off.

I would beat you for telling me off.

Dude. If you were as pissed as they were, you wouldn't even be able to say beat.

And also: lol no.

LIES!!!!

No one gets drunker than I do.