I Wish eternal misery for all Squall, Laguna, and Sephiroth Fan-Boys.
I'd say the girls, but if I leave them out and put them on a pedastal I may get lucky tonight. And I say lucky instead of laid, cause if I said that someone would be upset. And I only explained this scenario so I could infact say laid to upset somebody, because I hate you.
(SPOILER)Laid