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    In Tomra there's this dwarf that says that they find blue water disturbing. "Normal Water" for them is yellow.

    Does this mean what I think it means?

    This question has been on my mind ever since I first talked to that dwarf.

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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    Are you trying to say that Dwarven pee is blue?

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    That's what I always thought.

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    Oh, god! We drink Dwarf pee!!!

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    Given the nature of their environment, I imagine the Dwarves urine would be very low in volume but high in protein loss, thusly being a very dark orange and extremely smelly.
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    And here I was thinking they drank magma. Geez...

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    I always thought it was orangeish brown seeing as that's more of an earthen color and they kind of are inside of the earth.

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    Maybe human pee seeps down into the dwarven world and they think its some great bounty from God and drink it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power View Post
    Given the nature of their environment, I imagine the Dwarves urine would be very low in volume but high in protein loss, thusly being a very dark orange and extremely smelly.
    How do you know this weird stuff? xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power View Post
    Given the nature of their environment, I imagine the Dwarves urine would be very low in volume but high in protein loss, thusly being a very dark orange and extremely smelly.
    How do you know this weird stuff? xD
    Quite logical really. And all dwarves are logical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power View Post
    Given the nature of their environment, I imagine the Dwarves urine would be very low in volume but high in protein loss, thusly being a very dark orange and extremely smelly.
    How do you know this weird stuff? xD
    Its the Capt'n, thats why.
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