Man Meat

[Ki Ki]

A handsome one at that!

[Bunny]

I am suddenly very reminded of Snidely Whiplash.

[Xaven]

Tofu > meat.

Grills suck.

Apparantly, I'm not very manly.

because men are more common on earth...i think..

Wrong-o, deary. Women live longer; there are more of them. Males do make up some 50.001% of births, however. We just die quickly.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Women lack the knowledge to cook meat properly.

[Kanshisha]

Tofu > meat.

Grills suck.

Apparantly, I'm not very manly.

because men are more common on earth...i think..

Wrong-o, deary. Women live longer; there are more of them. Males do make up some 50.001% of births, however. We just die quickly.

Girls only live longer because their too busy with their nails... but guys die quicker because we cook on the barbecue which means we could get burnt...

[Riana]

That's not the case in my home. I cook the meat all the time.

[Giga Guess]

Tofu > meat.

Grills suck.

Apparantly, I'm not very manly.

because men are more common on earth...i think..

Wrong-o, deary. Women live longer; there are more of them. Males do make up some 50.001% of births, however. We just die quickly.

Girls only live longer because their too busy with their nails... but guys die quicker because we cook on the barbecue which means we could get burnt...

And the inevitable cataclysmic explosion...

[Nominus Experse]

Guys like grills. They get to put them together, use them outside, play with fire... It's a big toy. In order to maximize the fun attained with the toy, the man cooks!

My experience is that women aren't much into these kinds of toys. Some are, but the grill is almost ALWAYS a man's toy. Maybe some girls like racing, building cars, fishing, camping etc. But far fewer girls reach the same orgasmic joy as a man does when a grill comes into their lives.

So the guy grills that steak up and has a ball, like a child.

The woman is happy that she doesn't have to cook dinner for once.

Oh, and all that history crap too. I use my grill because tribal men were warriors who hunted animals. Yep.

Martyr speaks the utmost truth.

Fire+Food+Achievement of creating steak/burgers/fish/etc... = Manliness

[Parker]

Girls are stupid

[Breine]

It is?

... I didn't know that, but maybe it has something to do with the fact that there's something barbaric about it in a sense..?

[Old Manus]

Because only men can effectively use innuendo jokes about their 'meat'.

[Madame Adequate]

It's not?

Tearing it apart, raw, with your teeth and bare hands, is manly.

Nancying around a stove is not.

[DK]

Real men cook with fire and whole animals

[Quindiana Jones]

I thought you were talking about penis.

Is cooking meat masculine?

[Chloe.]

I had dirty thoughts reading the title of this thread...

So did I.