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    Quote Originally Posted by Reno is my man View Post
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    I had dirty thoughts reading the title of this thread...
    So did I.
    Surprise surprise

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan View Post
    I had dirty thoughts reading the title of this thread...
    Really? I didn't. It was probably because the word, 'cooking' was in there.

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    Men cook meat, because men were the warriors and hunters in ancient time. Not just because they were physically stronger then, but because they were expendable. You only need one man to help a group of women reproduce. Its not inherently manly, just expected...If we don't cook meat, we die.


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    It's all because of cattle, because they look like most men.

    Str8 Pimpin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=- View Post
    Yes men cook meat... you don't see a nice looking girl with classy clothes on cooking a barbecue!
    I've done it. And I'll do it again!
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    Women lack the knowledge to cook meat properly.
    You can't be serious.
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    Girls only live longer because their too busy with their nails... but guys die quicker because we cook on the barbecue which means we could get burnt...
    What am I doing to my nails that makes me so busy?

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    Girls are stupid

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    I'll write a little story.

    Adam made it very clear for Eve that she always has to be in the kicthen and cook his food. As the time passed, Adam realized that there's a lot more to be done in the house and he didn't want to take care of their babies either. But Eve was always in the kitchen how could she possibly do so many things simultaneously? So Adam was willing to make a compromise: Eve is only and only to leave the kitchen when she needs to go cleaning, pleasing his husband, taking care of the babies and other woman-things. To get time from her cooking duties, Adam promised he will cook everything that is made of meat. And also because Eve made awful meatfood... probably because she was woman and stuff.
    ('-'*)/ - "sup"

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    Who needs a stove and a grill when you can cook it in your fireplace?
    I like mine nice black and crispy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Women lack the knowledge to cook meat properly.
    You can't be serious.
    And why not?

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    The smell of meat dripping off a man must drive women cray-zee
    ...Geddit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
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    Girls are stupid
    Girls don't exist on the internet, why are you mad?

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