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    Tifa's boobjob.

    How did Hojo get back his mojo, so when he Gogo, the ladies say yo-yo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegirth View Post
    some one really stupid with way to much free time on there hands
    Oh. So, Mukki then.
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    Tifa's boobjob.
    T's Boobjob WEAPON. Beware it's wrath and destructive viscosity ... heh
    How did Hojo get back his mojo, so when he Gogo, the ladies say yo-yo?
    He didn't. It was just a Mako-induced hallucination.

    Where in-game can you find fandom art of the back of Cloud's head?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    In Tifa's room of course.

    How can you get Cait Sith to seperate?

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    have it marry my ex-wife :rolleyes2

    Why did I marry my ex wife instead of Tifa anyway?!?

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    because you had too many mushrooms (im sorry if that was mean!)
    why is it no one knows why im Lady of the sheep? (this question really is to do with FF7, *coughcoughACcoughcough*

    I am not a man

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    Because you live in a "Voodoo Materia", whose one ability is called "Sheep".

    Why is the guy who are sick so poor he don't even have calcium deposits?

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    because that guy are sick and him cant work

    why isnt cloud a mortal(so I can control him)

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    If Cloud were a mortal, he wouldn't be able to sustain his human form for long and would eventually revert to a chocobo.

    Why doesn't Sephiroth get a scratch on him when he uses Super Nova?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    If Cloud were a mortal, he wouldn't be able to sustain his human form for long and would eventually revert to a chocobo.
    Are you meaning to say IMMORTAL!? Because Cloud already is a mortal you dufuses.
    Why doesn't Sephiroth get a scratch on him when he uses Super Nova?
    Because he's "a mortal," I mean immortal ... and because he's the one using the spell.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    Why doesn't Sephiroth get a scratch on him when he uses Super Nova?
    'Cause, like all summons, Super Nova sent the caster (sephiroth in this case) to the waiting room until it was over.

    Where are all the moogles?

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    They all got kidnapped by Aeris, but she died before she could release them.

    Where does Rufus live?

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    In the Junon lift, obviously. It has his name on the side and everything.

    What is the rarest Enemy Skill?

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    The Omnislash Enemy Skill (for that secret part where Cloud decides to go evil for absolutely no reason and attacks you).

    How do you get to the secret part where Cloud decides to go evil for absolutely no reason and attacks you?
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    Quin is wrong and LALA is right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    If Cloud were a mortal, he wouldn't be able to sustain his human form for long and would eventually revert to a chocobo.
    Are you meaning to say IMMORTAL!? Because Cloud already is a mortal you dufuses.
    Why doesn't Sephiroth get a scratch on him when he uses Super Nova?
    Because he's "a mortal," I mean immortal ... and because he's the one using the spell.
    No, I meant mortal, that's what was in the question. The question was asked by leader of mortals.

    In response to the previous question:

    You have to unlock Mukki as a character, then you get to see a secret ending.

    My question:

    Why is this the only game with several toilets in it (in the series)?

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    So I can see clearly now, now that the rain has gone.

    Which warhammer cost 40k?

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