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  1. #181

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    Because she has laser beams when she's angry.

    Where do i find Vincent?
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  2. #182

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    You don't find him, he finds you! You wonder how. You ever noticed the red point on your forehead?

    Why is there no other SOLDIER than Sephi or Zack??

    Which FF Character Are You?

    A war is easy to win, if your enemy doesn't know that he fights

  3. #183

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    because they were the only two members.

    how can i get aeries out of my party as soon of possible?
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  4. #184

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    Tell her you're Sephiroth and she'll let you stab her.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    No question, so I guess I'll take it.

    Cetra? That some kinda disease?
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    Quin is wrong and LALA is right.

  6. #186

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    Yeah. Symptoms include delusions, often making the victim think he/she can talk to the Planet, increased sex drive, and suicidal tendencies.

    "Did you fight with Barret again?"

  7. #187

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    "Yes, but the mud wasn't sticky enough, so we stopped, ending this at a nice inn in one bed"

    Do you think Sephiroth has some personal problems?
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    If he doesn't, he won't be such a momma's boy.

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    ...sure, go right ahead.

    What event triggers the combining of all weapons into a single entity?

  10. #190

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    When Cloud uses Omnislash version 2007.

    What's the big deal with the wepons?
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  11. #191

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    They're angry because their "weapons" aren't big enough.

    Damn! Could've sworn I wrote a question.

    "Do you remember, Cloud?"
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

  12. #192

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    "Yes, Vincent, and please, let's no talk about this... especially the hot details..."

    Why does Barret have a gun for his right hand?
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  13. #193

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    "Because a gun comes in handy when i go on my murdering rampages"

    Where do i find Vincents ultimate wepon?
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    Here's the same like before, 'cause it's Vincents Weapon. You don't find it, it finds you! Remember the red dot on your forehead?

    Why does Yuffie steal materia?

    Which FF Character Are You?

    A war is easy to win, if your enemy doesn't know that he fights

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    Because when she got her first Steal materia, she thought that was an order instead of the name.

    Why does Cid like Shera's tea so much?

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