Stupid answer: because he like many other characters in the came cannot resist clouds blonde spiky hair that gives off some faramone.Originally Posted by Hyperion4444
Correct answer: if you manage to get everything that would make cloud look like a girl wig, dress makeup, then don will completely be attracted to him. if you get to of the items don will choose tifa, if you only get one item (most likely the dress) he will choose aeris.
Whats clouds middle name?
Forever obsessed with the one and only flower girl <3
Cloud's middle name is Zach, which is why Cloud somehow thought he used to be Zach in his memories.
Why does nobody bang Yuffie?
:nibbles: :<3:
because shes not worth banging. barret is.
why isn't aerisxtifa implemented in the game?
Because it is such a confusing name
Why does cloud's name have to involve nature?
Because his mom was a enviormentalist. (Forgive me if I spelled the word wrong.)
How do you get to 7th Heaven?
Returners Represent!
take a right by 8th, but if you see 6th youve gone too far
why dont they make a remake?
Because the editors are too busy eating krispy kremes
why does Barret try to look like mr.t?
cuz he can't look like mr. S. or mr. U neither.
whats up with midgar zolom?
warning: i am NOT funny.
His eyes.
Why did I laugh when Aeris died?
cos there wasnt any blood and aeris wanted to be killed by cloud, not sephiroth. anyway, you're a downright insane and deranged dumbass. (no offence).
why is tifa so inhumanely... human?
warning: i am NOT funny.
She's human but with those babies it sure doesn't seem like it.
Why does tifa have large "babies".
because small babies cant drink from those huge breasts.
why does clouds ultimate weapon look gay?
Because it is sapping out cloud's gayness to make him more of a man for tifa(and you need a big man for those big breasts)
Why is cait sith left out for all of the game after the temple of ancients
'CAUSE HE DIED BAYBAY
Hold on, what's up with that crying stone tiger thing near Cosmo Canyon?
The below sentence is true.
The above sentence is false.
mommy whats that worm looking thing in my pants that you said not to whip out in public the thing under my boxers
sorry for the comment I had to do it
...you call evil...but we bring light to our empire
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