Moogles.
How come there weren't any moogles in ff7?
The moogles are inside it.
What the hell is that damned Demon Wall?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
a demon and a wall had a forbidden love and the demon wall is the spawn of that love.
Will vincent ever realize that he could look realllllly hot if he ditched the stupid cape?
He already realized this: he looked so hot that the women all swarmed him so he went back to wearing it
do they have days of the week in FFVII?
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"geroeen, pulsa nyet, tolska tanee pre chem"
"Beauty is a perception tainted by ego;
Love is an extension of great emotion;
Fear is the result of uncertainty;
Sadness is a collection of misery."
there are days of the week and they are called.
Nickeveryonesmateriaday
MopeaboutdeadAeris/Lucreciaday
Inapropriatelyshortskirtday
Swearyourtitsoffday
Madscienceday
Rufusday
and finally the day of rest, Pimpingyourselfoutday
if there was a "Miss Lab Coat" ffvii contest who would win? Lucrecia, Shalua, Shera or Hojo?
Hojo, because he misses his lab coat the most.
Why are the eight Mako reactors in Midgar?
Because on Pres. Shinras eighth birhtday he had a rl good time so he only made 8 reactors to remember it by!
How does Sephiroths hair float when he uses magic!?
Cause he's full of 'air'
Who are the top 5 worst dressers in FFVII?
Top 5 worst dressers:-
1-Yuffie (Her pants buttons are open......... SHES 16!!!!!!!!!)
2-Vincent (Got that emo thang goin on)
3-Shiva (Soft porn at its best)
4-All the Turks (Reservoir Turks? Whos Mr. Pink?)
5-Tifa (That top is WAAAAAAYYYY too baggy)
If Cloud had a "Female Lure Materia" would he have even bothered saving the planet and wotnot?:mog:
Well Yes cos he could have all the fit hotties in the world and he'd still just angst for the dead g/f of the man who saved his life, cos he's spoilt like that.
Why don't AVALANCHE just stop off at the Pharmacy and pick up some bloody travel sickness pills for Yuffie, you can even get them in super markets! it would take 2 minutes if that!?
because you havn't reached level 7934 yet
What is Cloud Strife's surname?
Nine.
Who's the Queen of Honey Bee Inn?
Vincent, but he got the sack when a customer complained about his penis. It's the really reason he's so upset.
who would win in a race?
Tifa on Fenrir with super fuel
Barret on a Gold Chocobo thats really hungry and there some greens at the finish line
Yuffie getting a piggy back from Vincent and she's got a whip
Or Cid waterskiing using the highwind?