Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Cledarius]

Getting Tonberry:
You have to find the "hug materia"! You get it when you talk to every dog in the game. the last dog you talk to will give you the materia. Then you have to fight Tonberry. You have to reduce his HP to exactly 1HP, then you must use the hug materia on him. Be sure you equipped Tifa with it. When she hugs Tonberry, it falls in Love with her and turn into Toberry summon materia. If you make the mistake to give hug Materia to Cloud or someone else, Tonberry will knife him down!
What does Tonberry do:
When summoning Tonberry it appears and at first it does nothing. Then after several seconds it first hugs Tifa, she appears out of nowhere if not in your party. After that it will go to the enemy and hug it. Tonberry will deal as much damage as was dealt to Tifa through the whole game! Attention, there is a minimal chance of 5:1 that Tonberry will hug every other partymember with the same effect. If Tifa is not in your Party = Game over.

That's Tonberry. Cool huh?

Next Question:

How can i get Barrets sailor outfit?

[Twilight Edge]

It's free with every purchase of Marshmellow Bears.

Where do Cloud and co. get that that much energy to cast Demi on their hair for 60 munites an hour, 24 hours a day, 30 days a month, and 365 days a year?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

They have a charger that they pulg in every night into an MP outlet.

Why would a ninja receive a sea monster as a prize?

[ReloadPsi]

Because they've been watching too much La Blue Girl; lots of the ninjas in that show have all kinds of monsters at their disposal it seems.

Why does the Odin Materia gallantly leap out of the safe onto the floor beside you while the Key To The Basement just sits there like a hopeless lemon?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Because, materia love people and keys are kind of loners.

what did cloud have to sacrifice for his sanity after falling into stuff we call _____? (Yes, I left it blank on purpose, but I know what it is. )

[Mercen-X]

It's called April Smurfs and Cloud had to sacrifice his left jellybean.

You warthogs skipped my damn question...

What's the point in getting Knights of the Round?

Becoming one of them.

How do you summon Arthur or Lancelot as individual summons?

Now you have to answer that question and this one: Where do you find Loony BoB in the game?

[thegirth]

Lancelot is not real, Arthur however you get when you revive Aeris as for looney BoB, he are sick, you see him in a pipe somewhere and Aeris notes it

final fantasy is the best 7 ever do you agree?

[vorpal blade]

...yeah.

How do you get the mooglemobile?

[Firo Volondé]

Easy, just obtain the Popemobile; this can be done by finding the "Pope" random enemy, found near Midgar, and morphing it into the Popemobile. Then just stick a moogle sticker on it and voila, you have a Mooglemobile!

If Barret was a wrestler and wore the sailor suit in the ring, what would his name be?

[Twilight Edge]

Because they've been watching too much La Blue Girl; lots of the ninjas in that show have all kinds of monsters at their disposal it seems.

Pure tentacle action.

Barret's name would be The Marshmellow Bear.

How catastrophic is Catastrophe?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Catastrophically catastrophic. (yay redundance!)

How do you get the silver chocobo?

[jammi567]

by mating a bronze and gold one together

how do you make Aeries survive?

[Mercen-X]

Aeris is the default for Cloud's date at Gold Saucer (lucky you). By arranging it so they do the nasty off-stage while the Dragon King is making nasty yet appreciative sounds as he watches your pure porno action, you'll ensure that Aeris will want to be as close to Cloud as possible throughout the game. Ya see? Now she can't get skewered by Seph's sword.

Where do you grow a bronze chocobo?

[Cledarius]

For a bronze Chocobo you have to melt down Mt.Nibel with Barrets Catastrophe. Form a chocobo with the molten mountain and use a phoenix down on it. Then it goes wark and you can ride it.

What is Red XIII??

[BG-57]

The dye used to make maraschino cherries.

Why does Cloud enjoy cross-dressing?