Because he is a pain in the ass, pun intended.
Who (or what) birthed Red's two kids?
Because he is a pain in the ass, pun intended.
Who (or what) birthed Red's two kids?
a rabbit did him in his sleep.
if weapons were created by the planet to protect it. why do they always seem so evil?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
...*holds up free hugs sign.*
because they're high...
Who does redVII use pins not toy balloons?
turns out red VII does use toy baloons we just only ever see red XIII and not red VII
why isnt barret a professor of Ebonics
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?â€
Because even in the world of FF7, the educational system is unspeakably, despicably racist. Despite Barret being the only black man around.
If you get Tifa killed instead of Aeris, how do you revive her?
Get rid of her boob job.
How much is Aeris' flowers?
248935839834 gil, this is easily obtained by renovating the villa at costa del sol, including the time machine upgrade that you get at the silver saucer (afore mentioned) so that you can sell it and port the time traveler to the highwind, this gives you 98765432187656785765 gil, which you can use to do what ever you wish
why did i just type that unnecesarilly long answer
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?â€
because in FF7, "aforementioned" is apparently NOT an adjective.
Why did the German translation suck so bad? I mean, halfway through the game, Rufus became Rufhaus then back to Rufus, Weapon started as Waffe then became Weapon again... WHAT WERE THEY DOING?
well, in the words of 'Ooter' (the fat German kid on the Simpsons) 'Please dont chase me, i'm full of chocolate'
why dont lovers on final fantasy ever get jiggy before one of them dies? (FFVII, FFX, im looking at you!)
Because they are too stupid to eat pie.
Why doesn't Cid spear everybody for being lame?
Because the cigs cloud his judgment.
What is Jenova's maiden name?
ifalna, this is coincedence
why dont girls like me
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?â€
Because you are not asking something related to FFVII.
What is Barret's catchphrase?
What is Barret's catchphrase?
He doesn't have one, thats 'cause Barret himself doesn't know what a catchphrase is. He also spends more time in cleaning his gun with chocobo oil.
Is Heidegger really that fat?
Actually, he's even fatter. He just wears a girdle.
Who is in charge of Shinra?
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