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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhi View Post
    how do i go on a date with Sephiroth?
    Quote Originally Posted by vorpal blade View Post
    You buy the flower from Aeris and give it to Sephiroth with the black materia.
    Honestly, this only works if YOU want to date Sephiroth. To date Sephiroth as Cloud or anyone else, the requirements are much more complicated.
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    How do you get the Chocobo Sage to join your party?
    Unlock Nom Anor, the Yuuzhan Vong infiltrator.

    What is Shinra's first name?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Gargle-blaster.

    Why is it that Cloud and Aeris go "hmmmmmmm, that's how you'll fool them"?

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    Because one is emo while the other is gay.

    Is the Omnislash in Warcraft 3: TFT DotA maps a ripoff of FFVII?

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    Probably.

    How can I replace Cait Sith with Reeve?
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    Quin is wrong and LALA is right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter_20 View Post
    Gargle-blaster.
    Actually, it's "President."

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Acula View Post
    How can I replace Cait Sith with Reeve?
    Reduce his HP to 7777 or 777 or 77 or just 7, then kill him. Repeat this exactly 77 times. If after dying with that amount of HP any more or less than 77 times, you'll never encounter Reeve at the base of Mt. Giyaya which replaces Mt. Nibel after a volcano erupts from out of nowhere.

    Where is the \\\\ monster located?

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    Over in the non existent island called Grammar Isle, which is just off the coast of Mideel, so to be more precise in the section of your map where your icon showing where you are completely disappears.

    How can you get Vincent to stay in his Limit Break form (any one)?

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    I suggest posting that as a new topic, this is a stupid question/answer thread

    Why did Cloud shave his underwear?
    ...Geddit?

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    he didnt want tifa to know tonight

    Why does Sepiroth have extremly long hair?

    Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
    Come join the FF8 Hangman! Made Possible by.... me!

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    Because there are no hairdressers in FFVII. There's also no fashion police, see Esther for further evidence.

    What is a PHS?


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    Potion Heal Store

    Why can't you kill the Cobra near the Chocobo farm?

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    Because the status quo would go haywire and the planet would cry again.

    h0w d0 y00 R3ViV3 A3Ri5?????/??????///?
    PH33R teh Rainbow.

    Taste the Rainbow

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    Y0o h4\/3 70 g37 7h3 w007 1i/\/\i7 br34k f0r C10ud 4nd pwn 7h3 1337 /\/\0N573r w17h 17. 7h3N 43R15 wi11 b3 R3\/i3d.

    Clear?

    Why is Cid the only smoking character?
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    Which FF Character Are You?

    A war is easy to win, if your enemy doesn't know that he fights

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    Use the time-travel materia, acquired by using the silver chocobo to fly to the southeast corner of the world. Then you must set the time to EXACTLY 4/26/1997 at 17:57.15. Then attack Sephiroth as she is praying. You must follow this to the letter, or you will fail in saving her and she will be lost from your file forever.

    How do you get the Summon Aerith materia?




    I'm a lazy sod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cledarius View Post
    Y0o h4\/3 70 g37 7h3 w007 1i/\/\i7 br34k f0r C10ud 4nd pwn 7h3 1337 /\/\0N573r w17h 17.

    Clear?

    Why is Cid the only smoking character?
    He wants Cancer

    Quote Originally Posted by Scream1008 View Post
    Use the time-travel materia, acquired by using the silver chocobo to fly to the southeast corner of the world. Then you must set the time to EXACTLY 4/26/1997 at 17:57.15. Then attack Sephiroth as she is praying. You must follow this to the letter, or you will fail in saving her and she will be lost from your file forever.

    How do you get the Summon Aerith materia?
    By letting aeris die 1337 times in the time travel materia mode. The materia will turn into the summon Aeris materia. The summon Aerith materia is gained for using summon aeris 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times.

    Why did I need to answer both of those

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    [quote=leader of mortals;2080655]
    Quote Originally Posted by Cledarius View Post
    Y0o h4\/3 70 g37 7h3 w007 1i/\/\i7 br34k f0r C10ud 4nd pwn 7h3 1337 /\/\0N573r w17h 17.

    Clear?

    Why is Cid the only smoking character?
    He wants Cancer

    Quote Originally Posted by Scream1008 View Post
    Why did I need to answer both of those
    Because if u did it 1 more time for the third time, Aerith or Tifa might become real and hook up with u...

    if that counts as one of those questions then i ask: who is the secret playable character you can unlock when you defeat the game equal to the number of flowers you bought from Aerith from the begining.
    A.) Seto B.) Rufus C.) Clone of Aerith, or D.) Marlene

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