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    Yuffie, 'cause Vincent wants to be left alone.

    Who'd finish in last?
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    Your Mom.

    Why do Yuffie and Tifa suppress their love?

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    Because of sweet lil cooky brunettes with big bangs who die in tradgic ways usually to do with Sephiroth and make they're fitty lovey darling dumpling sweetie cakes (aka: Vince and Cloud) into 14 year old emo's who'd rather sit and listen to my chemical romance when they could be tapping fit hottie heroic better for them girl ass. But someday Yuffie and Tifa shall rise up and give those freaks the time of there lives.
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    How did Reeve feel when Vincent cruelly "fashoin policed" his outfit in DoC?
    ...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.
    Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...
    Remember that well.

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    Violated, cause it took his three hours to pick it out.


    Where is northern crater?

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    The Northern Crater is In Barret's pants

    How many members of avalanche can Vincent sucessfully shelter from the rain by tucking them under his skanky rottern cape?
    ...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.
    Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...
    Remember that well.

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    Why did Sephiroth go grey at such a young age?

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    Cos he thought it made him special and unique and it was his way of sticking one to his mum and dad and alien, Sephy wanted to be all rebelious. But then Kadaj loz and Yazoo did it too and it was totally not cool anymore, so hes going to shave it down to a mullet and dye it purple with classy blonde streaks (props to Rinoa for that style suggestion)

    How many Turks does it take to screw president rufus....uh i mean a lightbulb, yeah a lightbulb
    ...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.
    Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...
    Remember that well.

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    The lightbulb is surpassed by only Rufus' ignorance. We need to ask why would Rufus screw in a lightbulb. so....
    Why would Rufus screw in a lightbulb?:mog:

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    Because Rufus is ascared of the dark, because when he was a kid his dad used to lock him in the cupboard so he could have saucy tea-parties with Hojo, Heidigger, Scarlett and professor Gast
    And he has to do it himself because whenever he says "Oi Tseng come and screw in this..." tseng would always jump him before he could explain fully what he had meant.

    who is better at syncronised swimming: Zack or Cloud?
    ...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.
    Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...
    Remember that well.

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    Zack because Clouds emo hair blinds him!


    Did Sephiroth get abused as a child?

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    Sephiroth was never a child. He came out of the womb a fully grown man.

    Why can't you explore the whole of Midgar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by champagne supernova View Post
    Sephiroth was never a child. He came out of the womb a fully grown man.

    Why can't you explore the whole of Midgar?
    well that explains why Lucrecia ain't too happy doesn't it.

    you can't explore all of Midgar because the rest of it is filled with toxic gas.

    How many packed lunches can you make out of 1 midgar Zolom? and what recipes would you use
    ...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.
    Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...
    Remember that well.

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    I'd say about 3! With pickle and mayonaise!

    How many chocobos can the party force breed?

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    As many damn chocos as it takes to get 6 golden ones!

    How many times must Sephiroth die before they stop bringing him back?

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    Dont worry its just until his contract expires.

    Hoew long until everyone in the slums die out completely?
    Forever obsessed with the one and only flower girl <3

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