for those who dont know how this works , one person asks a stupid question, the other answers it with a stupid answer and posts another stupid question
How do you unlock Cloud?
for those who dont know how this works , one person asks a stupid question, the other answers it with a stupid answer and posts another stupid question
How do you unlock Cloud?
with the Prison Key, gained in Ultimecia Castle
If there's a Golden Saucer, dos that means there's also a Silver Saucer ?
Yeah, but you need the Silver Chocobo to get there, and the prizes aren't as good.
How do you stop Meteor?
You can't. You have to cast Ice3 on yourself to protect yourself from it. Cast it on other people to save them too.
How do I get the Masamune?
Mug Sephiroth. Take his lunch money while you're at it.
What prize do you get for defeating the Cheese WEAPON?
which you use to defeat sephy , emerald , and ruby all in one hit
what if cloud peed in the lifestream
When one dies, the body releases its bowels, so Cloud's done worse than pee in it. Why else would areas rich in mako be so fertile?
Where is Omega Weapon?
In my pants.
How do I start a new FF7 file?
With the candle stick, in the dining room.
How many cubic centermeters is Sephiroth's fringe?
Five
Why did Cloud shave his underwear?
...Geddit?
to impress Aeris
Why does Aeris still lives with her mom?
Yes, anyone would do anything for Tifa's breasts.
Why are the Final Fantasy games always named "Final Fantasy"?
BECAUSE THERE WILL NEVER BE A FINAL FINAL FANTASY!!!!
given that god is infinite, and that the universe itself is also ifinite, how mnay cubic centimetres of mousse/gel/wax does cloud apply to his hair every hour? show your working.
Why do you imprison your saviour?