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    He slept with Tifa...Then got caught by Vincent, when it was his turn to have a bit of Tifa...

    What's so mysterious about Vincent Valentine?
    EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.

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    He was caught pleasuring Aerith by Barret while Cloud was fighting Sephiroth

    why does Cloud get Aerith and Tifa

  3. #363

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    Because he wanted to try something new, not the same old Barret and Cait Sith.

    Why the hell is Palmer always doing that gay dance?
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    The above sentence is false.

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    It's his way of pleasuring himself, and he likes to shake his booty!

    Why does Heidggar have a beard?
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  5. #365

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    To hide the rest of his ugly face.

    What are these black robed people?

    Which FF Character Are You?

    A war is easy to win, if your enemy doesn't know that he fights

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    Nobodies from K.H-2 have invaded FF7 world...

    What's Dio's goal in life?
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    To run around Gold Saucer without his little pants. And with every chocobo race he's getting closer to his goal...

    Why is Saphire Weapon (the one killed around Junon) so weakass?
    FINARU FANTAJII KYUU COMPLETED!

    FINARU FANTAJII GO COMPLETED!

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    He isn't, it's the cannon that's too badass for him to handle.

    someone take my question, can't think of any.

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    Because your a twit.......hang on what?

    What did cloud and tifa do at the end of the second disk?

    If you cant dazzle them with knowledge then baffle them with bull
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    Nanaki:Eternal protector of the sheep and monkies.:shoot:

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    ...oh, wouldn't you like to know?

    What secret event triggers your characters to change clothes?

  11. #371

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    The strip club in Aeris' mom's house

    Has Barret ever sang a song in his life, and what was it?
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  12. #372

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    He did sang, but all those that heared it can remember is some kind of red water going off their holes in the body and a rape feeling.

    Why does Ultimate Weapon leaves a crater after itself? (just beated it ^^)
    FINARU FANTAJII KYUU COMPLETED!

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  13. #373

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    Bad gas.

    Where is Masamune1600 in-game? I've tried everything I can think of to get my hands on it ;p
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    First, you have to make Sephiroth like you, and then, after getting Aeries to whine about the planet, he'll give it to you, saying: "Can you shut that bitch up, she's doing my head in!" "How should i do it?" "i don't know! try flying down from the roof in the Ancient city and stab her in the back or something"

    How do i get a tank so i can blow Barret up?
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    Go to the wall market weapons shop and steal one.

    Why doesn't materia break?

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