Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

**Mavander** · 03-09-2007, 06:20 AM

Rude Skulls.

Why is Elena so hard-working?

**jammi567** · 03-09-2007, 04:47 PM

Because if she works hard, Reno will give her some action.

Why Reno and not Rufus?

**Garnie** · 03-12-2007, 02:57 AM

it would confuse people from what is final fantasy and what is bill and ted

why cait sith?....thats a real question

**Mavander** · 03-13-2007, 07:15 AM

Tseng is actually a mutant cat who likes to watch Star Wars.

Why did Cid looked at the stars so much when they escaped from the racket?

**Garnie** · 03-13-2007, 01:09 PM

because they ar actully telling him his lines! lets face it he old!

why does jenova have a smilly face?

**Northcrest** · 03-13-2007, 06:18 PM

She had to go through mouth plastic surgery cause she couldn't smile.

How come Sephiroth killed Cloud instead of Aeris?

**jammi567** · 03-13-2007, 08:03 PM

Cloud refused to rape him

How did he become this sick minded?

**Melodies_of_life** · 03-14-2007, 03:20 AM

He fell in love with Reno's body

Why is Reno's hair so red?

**Twilight Edge** · 03-14-2007, 01:46 PM

They needed a redhead male.

Why aren't there blue haired girls?

**BG-57** · 03-14-2007, 06:29 PM

They ran out of blue-colored pixels.

Why is the gun called the Sister Ray when Raymond is a man's name?

**Garnie** · 03-14-2007, 09:17 PM

BECAUSE THE FEMINISTS ARE TAKING OVER!!
what sephy do with the second midgar zolom?

**jammi567** · 03-14-2007, 10:17 PM

raped, then killed

why do we need to harden him up?

**Rydrobot** · 03-19-2007, 08:21 AM

cuz he is a prick

Who names their child Sephiroth?

**Twilight Edge** · 03-19-2007, 03:20 PM

Me.

Who names their child Mukki?

**jammi567** · 03-19-2007, 04:11 PM

You do

how can Red XIII have kids?

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