there love was so strong and true, but they bought each other down with there emo-ness and had to break up, which in turn made them more emo. So Cloud turned to Tifa who looks like Vincent just with big breasts and is female and more cheerful.
And Vincent cheered right up eventually and joined a dance troupe
so alls well that ends well
Why does it take them so bleeding long to tell elmyra that Aeris is dead, i mean really its a bit more important than snowboarding?!!
...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...Remember that well.
Because they don't want to break her little heart by saying Cloud killed her.
How many Yuffies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hmm lets see... well It takes a crisis core Yuffie to try and allure Zack, it takes a FFVII Yuffie to come on to Cloud and it takes a FFVIIdoc Yuffie to screw...Vincent, no wait thats not right its supposed to be a lightbulb!
Yuffie doesn't do manual labour, so she'd paint the light bulb and stick it in Cid's pocket as a decoy for when she steals his materia.
What if things had worked out well between Hojo and Lucrecia, how would Sephiroth had turned out then?
...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...Remember that well.
Sephiroth was destined to be a crazy hoe, but I think they would've had a "normal" child and named it bizarro sephiroth.
Why does Aerith have the best flipping limit breaks arghhh????!
"geroeen, pulsa nyet, tolska tanee pre chem"
"Beauty is a perception tainted by ego;
Love is an extension of great emotion;
Fear is the result of uncertainty;
Sadness is a collection of misery."
Because you can resurrect her by beating ruby weapon on level one with Cait Sith and then pressing square triangle square square select start select square triangle circle select x. And when you resurrect her you now have a really cool character with super limit breaks to reward you.
Why isnt it called Final Fantasy VI?
"They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
clicky clicky clicky
Because it isn't FFVIII
Why isn't Cloud in Pokemon?
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.
Because Nintendo thought Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold (or whatever other color that would be a character name) would be cooler.
How do Cloud, Zack, Aeirth, Sephiroth get their hair like that?
Electricity. Lots of it.
Why does nobody except Vincent, Barret, (somewhat) Yuffie, and (somewhat) Cid have a taste for practical weapons?
Because there prudes.
What caused Cloud to be so sad?
Forever obsessed with the one and only flower girl <3
He has Erectile Dysfunction.
Why does Yuffie like hiding in the forests?
She doesn't actually like forests , she wanted to hide in vincent's coffin but it got a little crowded so they had a guitar hero tournament to decide who had to go to the forest, Vincent had mad skills and owned her.
why didn't tifa rip cait sith a new one when he said (in front of her if u took her) that Cloud and aeris were a perfect match
...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...Remember that well.
Because there is no reason to mess with the truth
Why cant we go back to the temple after Disc one?
Forever obsessed with the one and only flower girl <3
honest to spehiroth truth! for some weird reason i thought that the temple had blasted off in to space?! no idea why, this playthru i paid attention and realised it shrunk...but yeah its in space thats why
How come Cid just stood around posing with AVALANCHE grinning like a goon at the end of Advent Children when his wife was sick with Geo-stigma?
...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...Remember that well.
Cid doesn´t have to mourn his wife, he is so badass he can have new wife anytime he wants.
How many wifes Cid has to have, before he gets wants to try something new in another words sex with men?
5, he put a dress on to Vincent who adapted well to the change but just as Cid was about to Court Him Yuffie came in with a Moustache drawn on her face and promised to treat Vincent like a really lady and give him lots of pretty jewels, he swooned and poor old Cid just couldn't compete with the glamourous lifestyle Yuffie had to offer. So he got really drunk and Kissed Reeve and ended up loosing his job.
Is orthapedic underwear Tifa's most shameful secret or is she hiding anything else
...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...Remember that well.
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