Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[thegirth]

for those who dont know how this works , one person asks a stupid question, the other answers it with a stupid answer and posts another stupid question


How do you unlock Cloud?

[dennenappelke]

with the Prison Key, gained in Ultimecia Castle



If there's a Golden Saucer, dos that means there's also a Silver Saucer ?

[vorpal blade]

Yeah, but you need the Silver Chocobo to get there, and the prizes aren't as good.

How do you stop Meteor?

[Momiji]

You can't. You have to cast Ice3 on yourself to protect yourself from it. Cast it on other people to save them too.

How do I get the Masamune?

[BG-57]

Mug Sephiroth. Take his lunch money while you're at it.

What prize do you get for defeating the Cheese WEAPON?

[Momiji]

Mug Sephiroth. Take his lunch money while you're at it.

What prize do you get for defeating the Cheese WEAPON?

The Lactose Intolerance spell.

[thegirth]

which you use to defeat sephy , emerald , and ruby all in one hit

what if cloud peed in the lifestream

[vorpal blade]

When one dies, the body releases its bowels, so Cloud's done worse than pee in it. Why else would areas rich in mako be so fertile?

Where is Omega Weapon?

[Peter_20]

In my pants.

How do I start a new FF7 file?

[Slade]

With the candle stick, in the dining room.

How many cubic centermeters is Sephiroth's fringe?

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Five

Why did Cloud shave his underwear?

[dennenappelke]

to impress Aeris

Why does Aeris still lives with her mom?

[.:kerrod:.]

because she's actually a twelve year old who developed early, making cloud and/or zack potential pedophiles.

If Tifa had a baby, could the baby fit it's mouth on her breast to feed? (hoping this doesnt get reported)

[Peter_20]

Yes, anyone would do anything for Tifa's breasts.

Why are the Final Fantasy games always named "Final Fantasy"?

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

BECAUSE THERE WILL NEVER BE A FINAL FINAL FANTASY!!!!

given that god is infinite, and that the universe itself is also ifinite, how mnay cubic centimetres of mousse/gel/wax does cloud apply to his hair every hour? show your working.