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  1. 01-14-2007, 07:51 PM #1
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    Default Stupid names... Kill your parents

    Ok firstly the human fruitbowl...

    1. Apple Martin
    2. Peaches Geldof...

    Celebs naming their kids terrible names:
    1. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily... (Micheal Hutchence)
    2. Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
    3. Ross (Diana Ross, so it would be Ross Ross)
    4.Blue Angel (The Edge U2)
    5.Zowie (David Bowie so it would be Zowie Bowie)
    6. Fifi Trixibelle Geldof

    This is David Gest's housekeepers name: Vaginaca Seaman

    This is nuts people!!!
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  2. 01-14-2007, 07:58 PM #2
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    Someone at the hospital my mother works at named their child "head", only it was pronounced "Shiheed".
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    The two (possibly threee) bizarrest babies names I've encountered at work are

    Ace
    Lucky
    and possibly Anakin (not sure if the parents actually went through with it. The father and I were saying yes the mother was none to sure)

    Also on there own the names Alfie and Frank aren't odd but one mum called her twin boys that. (For the non brits they are both well known soap characters from Eastenders)

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    I'm gonna name my kids after fantasy and science fiction characters.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?
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    The most weird name I?ve heard so far was Apple!:rolleyes2

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    Quote Originally Posted by rih29 View Post
    Someone at the hospital my mother works at named their child "head", only it was pronounced "Shiheed".
    We have one of those too but we call him Sha-theed

    EDIT: I actually wanted to named my child Kommyunizzuhm.
    I thought it was cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dagga View Post
    Ok firstly the human fruitbowl...

    1. Apple Martin
    2. Peaches Geldof...

    Celebs naming their kids terrible names:
    1. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily... (Micheal Hutchence)
    2. Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
    3. Ross (Diana Ross, so it would be Ross Ross)
    4.Blue Angel (The Edge U2)

    This is nuts people!!!
    You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:

    -Moon Unit Zappa
    -Dweezil Zappa
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    You forgot Pilot Inspektor.

    i'm giving up,
    on the entire human race....
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    I once knew someone called Richard Pumper, also a girl called Angelmouse.
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    I knew a kid named King Kong Zed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God View Post

    You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:

    -Moon Unit Zappa
    -Dweezil Zappa
    CURSE YOU! Those are the ones I was gonna mention ; ;
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    People who's first name is Oscar. Anybody who names their kids that needs to be shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100 View Post
    You forgot Pilot Inspektor.
    Bwahaha, you stole mine. xD

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    You forgot Frank Zappa's kids:

    -Moon Unit Zappa
    -Dweezil Zappa
    Bad.

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