This is what the 5th Anniversary Ciddies have done to me

[Flying Mullet]

operating the scissors with your mouth

If you can do this you could make a hell of a living as a gigolo

Wouldn't a gigolo rely on the dexterity and manuverability of his tongue as opposed to how wide it can open up?

Unless you are a gay gigolo.. I guess.

Apparently you've never been gigolo'd.