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    Old school, like an old fool. Flying Mullet's Avatar
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    The best gigolos can multi-task.
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    He's an expert in these matters, though. He's got more than his finger stuck in there before.
    He's got his finger stuck in other places as well. :rolleyes2
    At the same time? :O_O:
    Yes, it was rather unfortunate. Imagine the face of the poor soul who found him :laugh:

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    operating the scissors with your mouth
    If you can do this you could make a hell of a living as a gigolo :monster:
    Wouldn't a gigolo rely on the dexterity and manuverability of his tongue as opposed to how wide it can open up?

    Unless you are a gay gigolo.. I guess.
    Apparently you've never been gigolo'd. :jokey:
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    He's an expert in these matters, though. He's got more than his finger stuck in there before.
    He's got his finger stuck in other places as well. :rolleyes2
    At the same time? :O_O:
    Yes, it was rather unfortunate. Imagine the face of the poor soul who found him :laugh:
    I think he wanted to be found. It's the look of disgust on the face of his discoverer that offers the thrill.
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    All of you people are stupid. How could he type if his fingers were in a finger trap? I can't believe I'm friends with you guys.

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    I ALREADY POINTED THAT OUT BUT THEY ALL IGNORED ME.

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    foa's just jealous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    If television has taught me anything, the only way to get a finger trap off is to track down an ancient Chinese medicine man. These are usually found in your local China Town in the back of a really dark and scary alley. Upon meeting him, you will have to completely three seperate missions of great (and seemingly unimportant) importance. Once you complete these missions, you will return to him and he will explain to you in great detail how to remove the finger trap.

    You will then have to fight him to the death.
    Dexter's Laboratory?


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    You only need one finger to type Megan you poo Finger traps generally only take TWO FINGERS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan View Post
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    If television has taught me anything, the only way to get a finger trap off is to track down an ancient Chinese medicine man. These are usually found in your local China Town in the back of a really dark and scary alley. Upon meeting him, you will have to completely three seperate missions of great (and seemingly unimportant) importance. Once you complete these missions, you will return to him and he will explain to you in great detail how to remove the finger trap.

    You will then have to fight him to the death.
    Dexter's Laboratory?
    Maybe. I haven't seen that show in forever. The situation did seem pretty familar, as if I had seen it somewhere. But I couldn't remember where it was from.

    P.S. SOME PEOPLE CAN TYPE WITH THEIR NOSE AND OTHER BODY PARTS JEEZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    If television has taught me anything, the only way to get a finger trap off is to track down an ancient Chinese medicine man. These are usually found in your local China Town in the back of a really dark and scary alley. Upon meeting him, you will have to completely three seperate missions of great (and seemingly unimportant) importance. Once you complete these missions, you will return to him and he will explain to you in great detail how to remove the finger trap.

    You will then have to fight him to the death.
    I miss Dexter's Lab :kaocry2:

    You just pinch the trap with your other fingers, and squish it together to make the ends wider, then just slide out your fingers.

    It must be hard typing like that :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    If television has taught me anything, the only way to get a finger trap off is to track down an ancient Chinese medicine man. These are usually found in your local China Town in the back of a really dark and scary alley. Upon meeting him, you will have to completely three seperate missions of great (and seemingly unimportant) importance. Once you complete these missions, you will return to him and he will explain to you in great detail how to remove the finger trap.

    You will then have to fight him to the death.
    XD I saw that episode and I lol'd!

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    Wait till you people see SEPHIROTHISHERE's reply.

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    Meercats or mere cats?

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    The only way out of a fingertrap is to accept the fact that you are stuck in a fingertrap. After two or three years the trap may decide to let go, provided you ignore it for long enough.
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