IM MA CHARGING MAH LAZER
-Charge a laser that does nothing.

IM MA SHOOTING MAH LAZER
-Shoot the charged laser.

My hoof and your ass have an appointment
-Make an appointment with an enemy's ass. Then, purchase a cow hoof, strap it to your leg, locate your enemy and shove it up his ass.

Pygmy-up Bouquet
-Chop off enemies' heads and cook it.

Advent Tentacle
-Rape all female enemy and player available.

BAN
-You can't post anymore.

HATE
-Corrupts everything in the vincinity to the LAND OF HATRED.

Omnibreaker
-Break every spell that is or will be mentioned in this thread or in existence, leading to ironic pwnaging with Ultimat Reflekt.

End of the World spell
-Press Ctrl, Alt, Delete.