What's your worst?

I'm trying to write a fanfiction right now, and am coming across the following problems:

1. Parents don't let me use our main computer during the week (so I type the story up on my laptop and try to transfer it to here)
2. If they did allow me, I still couldn't due to the lack of privacy.

Laptop Issues~
3. My laptop resets a lot, the frequency of it depending on my power source. If I use my battery, it never does, but the battery is old and lasts ten minutes before I plug in the A/C adaptor, resetting the computer.
4. The disc drive is screwy, so I can only use floppies or memory sticks.
5. I don't own any memory sticks (I can't even be sure they will work).
6. I don't have the money to BUY a memory stick.
7. The main computer doesn't take floppies.

I should mention the laptop has a grand total of 5GB, free and used combined.
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My mp3 player acts funny too.


So....I'm saving up for the memory stick (probably just to find that it won't work on my craptastic laptop).