I used to go to this babysitter, who babysat probably ten kids everyday. We were all playing this game where we'd make fake fast food out of mud, then some of us would go into this small shed and order at the shed window. So I come around the shed in my three-wheeler and poke my head through the window, only to my surprise I got smacked in the face by some pre-schooler. The babysitter then dealt with this in the most 'mature' of ways and said "Hit him back!!" I of course shook my head and when I did, my other pre-schooler friend Ashley hit him for me.

Then the time where my mother took me out to feed the ducks by the pond. We grabbed a couple of slices of bread and I put on my pretty pink dress. She grabbed my by the hand and we proceeded towards the pond. My mother advised me to throw the bread out towards some of the ducks and I had a hard time for some reason, so the duck noticed my slice of bread and waddled right up to me. It then stuck it's head up my pretty pink dress and I screamed bloody murder.