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    Prinny-ssu!

    So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.

    What sins got you there in the first place?

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    I fed a lot of penguins hand grenades. Then I chucked 'em at a bunch of kids in the petting zoo. It was worth it.

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    My terrible, terrible lies.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    Things I wish not to speak of here.

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    I killed/tortured many ants when I was young
    ...Geddit?

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    Um, glaring at children?
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    Great thread, dood.

    Not believing in God would have to be the biggie. I hear he hates it when you do that. On top of that, I've told plenty of lies in my time, which doesn't go down too well either. I think I've been pretty good apart from that, but judgement is harsh, so I guess it's the netherworld for me.
    "The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."

    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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    They be needin' a prinny buccanneer translator dood.

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    I'm right wing


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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    I'm right wing
    Damnation is too good for you.
    "The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."

    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bart's Friend Milhouse View Post
    I killed/tortured many ants when I was young

    Oh hey we should have been best friends hey! :D

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    Y SO SRS ?

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    I downloaded music and anime ):

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