Prinny-ssu!

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.

What sins got you there in the first place?

I'd just wait for someone to summon her and have her level reduced to 1.

Pfft. Even if she was level one she'd still kick your ass. You're a freakin' prinny! ^_^

[mooglebunni608]

Not sharing my exploding penguin :/

[Wolf Kanno]

God told me once that I could never get into heaven unless baby Jesus broke my kneecaps. I've said some things he felt he could never allow to just slide.

I also used to feed quarters to ducks. If you feed them enough, they sink to the bottom of the lake.

[Martyr]

Being "Prideful."

(SPOILER) Is prideful even a word?

[Bunny]

Yes, it means arrogant. It is an adjective.

A combination of all the sins has gotten me there, to be honest. I am not a perfect human being and I pretend to be nothing of the sort. There are very few people that I will honestly put above myself, and the rest of the lot I have cast down below me, without a worry or thought or care for.

[Mirage]

So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.

What sins got you there in the first place?

I'd just wait for someone to summon her and have her level reduced to 1.

Pfft. Even if she was level one she'd still kick your ass. You're a freakin' prinny! ^_^

We'd gang up on her!

[Araciel]

constantly waxing poetic about certain a appendage of mine to old ladies on the street

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Small children annoy me... I want to attach a few hundred balloons to everyone under 12 and see where they end up.

[CimminyCricket]

Considering I'd love to be a Prinny, would someone help me commit mass amounts of sinful acts and then kill me?

Please?
I'll pay you.
Money is no problem where prinny-hood is involved.