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    A random thought came to mind just now.

    Why is cooking meat so masculine?

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    Because of the history of said meat. And the blood.

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    Men are historically the hunters in society.

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    Because we men have extra meat lol nah because men are more common on earth...i think..

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    I had dirty thoughts reading the title of this thread...


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    Meat cooking is manly as women lack the portion of the brain that controls meat cooking and ration.

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    Because only men cook meat of course.

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    What Shlup said. Plus, if you want to take a Freudian viewpoint, meat is inherently phallic, and therefore it the nature of a masculine being to desire to control it. This connection has been touched on in a number of works of literature (A Streetcar Named Desire is the only one I can think of offhand, although I know that there are others--can anyone help me out here?).

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    Yes men cook meat... you don't see a nice looking girl with classy clothes on cooking a barbecue!

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    The grill is man's altar.

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    and the toilet his throne!

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    Guys like grills. They get to put them together, use them outside, play with fire... It's a big toy. In order to maximize the fun attained with the toy, the man cooks!

    My experience is that women aren't much into these kinds of toys. Some are, but the grill is almost ALWAYS a man's toy. Maybe some girls like racing, building cars, fishing, camping etc. But far fewer girls reach the same orgasmic joy as a man does when a grill comes into their lives.

    So the guy grills that steak up and has a ball, like a child.

    The woman is happy that she doesn't havbe to cook dinner for once.

    Oh, and all that history crap too. I use my grill because tribal men were warriors who hunted animals. Yep.

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    This is the most sexist thread that I have ever read.

    Man meat. :rolleyes2

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrowaBartonIV ^_^ View Post
    and the toilet his throne!
    I resent that. :kaoangry:

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    But you're a french man!

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