I've got a full beard, trimmed to a respectable length.
It's Riker-tastic.
Nerd.
I don't know if you've noticed...we all are around here...and you're officially a nerd for knowing what he was alluding to.
I'm secretly here by orders of Her Majesty, the Queen, to analyse a nerd's way of thinking. My previous comment was one that took much Googling to figure the meaning.