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And then you get to change dirty diapers! And feed it! And clean up the mess it makes when it completely rejects your attempts at feeding it.
Why would I feed the diaper? :confused:
You will change the diaper while watching a football game. As such, you will set it down to cheer as your team scores a touchdown. During this cheering, you will accidently knock the diaper behind an object that is heavy and you do not want to move. You will think nothing of it and allow it to sit there.

Years will pass and it will become a living organism, crawling out from behind aforemention object and demanding to be fed. Because of its years growing up in complete solitude, it will learn to harness the power of its mind, thereby giving it mind control. It will use this to make its demands.

It demands to be fed.

FEED THE POOPY DIAPER!