You will change the diaper while watching a football game. As such, you will set it down to cheer as your team scores a touchdown.
But I don't watch American football...
I wouldn't have time. Each of my 665 kids would be hassling me. And it's not easy taking care of even one kid when your wife's torn your fingers off while giving birth to #338.
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec