Lost Number

Sharpshoot

Lost Number pulls out his sniper rifle and shoots the nearest enemy in the head. 50% chance of a critical hit. Super effective against noobs on Halo 2.

Maxx Power

IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!

Maxx Power turns into a Super Saiyan and uses his magic and rapier to deal massive damage. Super effective against noobs and anybody that's not a Pirate Red Mage.

Elite Lord Sigma

Ignorance

Elite Lord Sigma posts a post which is ignored by everybody on the board. Elite Lord Sigma then begins lecturing until everybody within hearing range is lulled into sleep.