Behold the Void: You Are My Story
Makes enemies believe they are in control of their own situation and surprises them with the knowlege they are mere puppets. (just kidding)
Heero Yuy NWZC: No What Zay Ciay
Transforms into a gigantic Gundam and stomps around asking "What does NWZC stand for?"
Drives enemies into a panic.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
This attack requires two members
Raistlin and Chemical: Put these two anywhere near each other and they will begin a pointless debate that draws in all other members in a 20m vicinity, who will each in turn lose -5 HP (Healthy Patience) for every post they make.
Christmas
???: You cannot grasp the true nature of Christmas's attack!
(Hint: Use Pray.)
Rye
Erotica Beam: Come on, it speaks for itself.
Magical Pope
It's attack "holy" pretty much kills joo.
Infinite HP
Frenchie
It's attack "what the heck is that" causes extreme confusion and nausea.
Evolves into Jean Reno.
100000 HP
ROTO13
Scathing Remark: 50% chance of Burn
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
Rye:
Frenchie's Tongue
Licks the enemy. Has a 90% chance to paralyse.
Bifurcate
Splits the tongue in two. All Frenchie's Tongue attacks hit 2x.
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Guilt Ray
Blames target for a random disaster.
Marxist Dogma
The entire Red Army attacks the target.-->[leeza]*snip* No banned members. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
-->[leeza]*snip* No banned members. ~ Leeza[/leeza]Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Bwahahaha. xD
Raistlin:
QQ Moar: Uses his whiny emo tears to drown the opponents... <3
azziechu-- disarms opponents and friends alike with his ginger cuteness
Ki Ki
1337 BeAm.
WiPeS aLl Yo PaRty OuT, sUcKa!
Cid must be Mew Two.
Lost Number
Sharpshoot
Lost Number pulls out his sniper rifle and shoots the nearest enemy in the head. 50% chance of a critical hit. Super effective against noobs on Halo 2.
Maxx Power
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!
Maxx Power turns into a Super Saiyan and uses his magic and rapier to deal massive damage. Super effective against noobs and anybody that's not a Pirate Red Mage.
Elite Lord Sigma
Ignorance
Elite Lord Sigma posts a post which is ignored by everybody on the board. Elite Lord Sigma then begins lecturing until everybody within hearing range is lulled into sleep.
Shauna
Uses haggis from her haggis head to make disgusting haggis that poisons everyone that eats it. (Main point- Shauna is a haggis head :D)
BFM
I shoot poisonous milk at you through my nose
...Geddit?
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