A chocolate teapot
Milk shoes
A flammable fire extinguisher
A glass cricket bat
A coal-powered frog violin
Granite sugar-cubes
Pasta audio wire
A pastry telephone
Ice-cream gloves
A sugar surf board
Span windscreen wipers
A blind lifeguard
Wooden soap
Shortbread tyres
A whipped cream jet engine
A knitted light-bulb
A plate-steel trampoline
An invisible traffic light
A bread boat
Plasticine wire-cutters
A neon pink secret door
Chocolate staples
A lead balloon
A latex multi-storey car park
A margarine turbocharger
Custard floorboards
Gravy ceiling tiles
A glass hammer
A cubic ball bearing
A silent telephone
A plastic oven
A wax truss
A pair of jelly wellingtons
Non-stick cellotape
Anti-matter sun tan lotion
A see-through mirror
Roll-on hairspray
A soluble drain pipe
An ejector seat in a helicopter