Solar powered flashlights and other nonsense
Let's compile a list of impossible, idiotic, and seemingly contradictory 'inventions'.
Here is my personal favorite. I don't think it's been thought up by enough people, since I'm the only person who ever says it:
"powdered water" : just add water.
Your turn.
A solar-powered flashlight would be good if it could store charge
Never heard of the powdered water one though, good one
How about a book on How To Read?
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
One of my friends told me about solar powered flashlights and powdered water.
I guess I'll mention a few more:
Canned Can Opener
Flammable Fire Blanket
World's Largest Miniature Hot Dog
Goldfish dryer.
There is no signature here. Move along.
How about Braille? Seriously, how do blind people know where to feel?
Diet water?
The institute for the blind has a good view!
And the institute for the deaf's got some good tunes.
Waterproof Sponge!
jkhkjg
Pants. On Girls.
What the heck is up with those things?
A chocolate teapot
Milk shoes
A flammable fire extinguisher
A glass cricket bat
A coal-powered frog violin
Granite sugar-cubes
Pasta audio wire
A pastry telephone
Ice-cream gloves
A sugar surf board
Span windscreen wipers
A blind lifeguard
Wooden soap
Shortbread tyres
A whipped cream jet engine
A knitted light-bulb
A plate-steel trampoline
An invisible traffic light
A bread boat
Plasticine wire-cutters
A neon pink secret door
Chocolate staples
A lead balloon
A latex multi-storey car park
A margarine turbocharger
Custard floorboards
Gravy ceiling tiles
A glass hammer
A cubic ball bearing
A silent telephone
A plastic oven
A wax truss
A pair of jelly wellingtons
Non-stick cellotape
Anti-matter sun tan lotion
A see-through mirror
Roll-on hairspray
A soluble drain pipe
An ejector seat in a helicopter
...Geddit?
I use something like that whenever I have a "great idea", only I usually call it "dehydrated water", which is just an empty bottle with instructions to "Just add water". Great minds and all I guess.Originally Posted by Pureghetto
I can't think of any others though.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
A flame resistant cooking pot.
Lowfat lard.
That made me burst out laughing.
A Food Decomposer.
Basically, it's just a box that you put food inside and then wait till it's decomposed.
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