let's discuss breakfast cereals.

[Ashley Schovitz]

Why have they stopped making Waffle Crisp whyyy!??? and why has my French Toast Crunch been changed!!!?

[Zeldy]

Golden something, and no not 'Grahams'. They was like.. oh man, me and my brother used to go crazy about them ;___; They were round. They was like, oh god, I seriously can't describe the box.

Golden Nuggets ?

OH MY GOD, YES


They taste yeeeeee haaaa <3

[I Took the Red Pill]

Nothing beats Lucky Charms for me. Nothing.

Boo Berry comes close.

[Jowy]

Chocolate Lucky Charms are excellent. Have you ever had those, Mr. Red Pill? If not, highly recommended.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Chocolate Lucky Charms are excellent. Have you ever had those, Mr. Red Pill? If not, highly recommended.

I see them every time I go to the store, but I always end up going for the original version. Now that you've recommended them though, I'll pick up the Chocolate version next time

[Jowy]

The marshmallows are bigger and taste less stale.

[I Took the Red Pill]

I'm almost inclined to call you out on blasphemy.

[Jowy]

You can call me out after consumption then.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Sounds good. I've heard other people praise it too so I'm going into this with high expectations. It's so monumental that I'm going to PM you after I have some

[Kenji Longaway]

You know what I never understood? If the cereal is called "Count Chocula", then why in the hell did they need a Transylvanian mascot anyway? Dracula sucks blood. BLOOD. They could have at least made the cereal look like body parts or color it red.
Cereal that turns blood red: Awesome.

[Nominus Experse]

Because it is targeted towards children. Additionally, it's an obvious pun.

[Kenji Longaway]

Because it is targeted towards children. Additionally, it's an obvious pun.

Well then cereal corporations need to start targeting adults, because most kids don't even know who Bram Stocker's Dracula is.
And the pun isn't funny. What in world is funny about a goofy looking old man wearing a comb over because his hair is falling out, and a brown suit and mantle? They should have just called "Trumpula" then, after Donald Trump.
"I have a sweet tooth, blaaah!" What is so funny about that? SO do I.
Dracula is 'sposed to be scary.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I generally tend to rotate my cereals. A lot of cereals in the UK are mainly based on the same things with different variations e.g. Corn Flakes -> Frosties -> Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. We don't get many "wacky" cereals like you yanks do.

[Nominus Experse]

Because it is targeted towards children. Additionally, it's an obvious pun.

Well then cereal corporations need to start targeting adults, because most kids don't even know who Bram Stocker's Dracula is.
And the pun isn't funny. What in world is funny about a goofy looking old man wearing a comb over because his hair is falling out, and a brown suit and mantle? They should have just called "Trumpula" then, after Donald Trump.
"I have a sweet tooth, blaaah!" What is so funny about that? SO do I.
Dracula is 'sposed to be scary.

It seems the only cereals targeting adults are the health-conscious ones, such as Basic 4 and the like. And such cereal boxes are quite boring.

And I have met many a person that doesn't realize the truth of Dracula's beginnings, whether they are child or adult. The same can be said of the Frankenstein story (Mary Shelly).

And yes, the pun is terrible, and most definitely more akin to what you describe than an actual vampire of the Dracula that is often misrepresented.

Perhaps you ought to write an angry letter to General Mills or whatever company it is that makes the cereal. ( I myself do not eat it since I loathe it)

[escobert]

Fruity pebbles, Trix, Apple Jacks. Random others that my mom buys.