let's discuss breakfast cereals.

[Kenji Longaway]

Because it is targeted towards children. Additionally, it's an obvious pun.

Well then cereal corporations need to start targeting adults, because most kids don't even know who Bram Stocker's Dracula is.
And the pun isn't funny. What in world is funny about a goofy looking old man wearing a comb over because his hair is falling out, and a brown suit and mantle? They should have just called "Trumpula" then, after Donald Trump.
"I have a sweet tooth, blaaah!" What is so funny about that? SO do I.
Dracula is 'sposed to be scary.

It seems the only cereals targeting adults are the health-conscious ones, such as Basic 4 and the like. And such cereal boxes are quite boring.

And I have met many a person that doesn't realize the truth of Dracula's beginnings, whether they are child or adult. The same can be said of the Frankenstein story (Mary Shelly).

And yes, the pun is terrible, and most definitely more akin to what you describe than an actual vampire of the Dracula that is often misrepresented.

Perhaps you ought to write an angry letter to General Mills or whatever company it is that makes the cereal. ( I myself do not eat it since I loathe it)

Frankenstein( or Modern Day Prometheus ) cereal sounds good. I bet seniors would eat that.

[Shiny]

Honey Nut Cheerios
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Oreo O's
Reeses Puffs
Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds
Corn Flakes

[Dr Aum]

I don't eat breakfast (I just drink 2-5 cups of tea), and unfortunately I've found that I'm not terribly fond of cerals as snack foods.

[Wtfmate]

Fruit Loops.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Corn Flakes, or Crunchy Nut.

[Jojee]

Coooooooooooookie Chrisps. xD

Yeah, I like those.

Only thing I have right now is Count Chocula. Hehee.

[Meat Puppet]

Bran. Sometimes I will go wild and put some fruit on top.

[Zeromus_X]

I enjoy Life, Wheaties, and Special K a whole lot.

I guess I'm just boring...

[Deborah]

Strawberry blasted Frosted mini wheats...yum me and a friend bought 6 boxes of it today ... Apple jacks and Lucky Charms are some of my favorites too. I <3 cereal!!

[No.78]

I love everything related to coco pops.

[Rocket Edge]

My two babies:

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[aquatius]

Weetos.

[fire_of_avalon]

Coco Puffs
Basic 4
Raisin Nut Bran
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
Trix
Kix
Golden Grahams
Frosted Flakes
Special K Fruit and Yogurt
Frosted Miniwheats

That's all I can think of right now.

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

cinamon toast crunch and fruit loops

[sephirothishere]

uh....toffee popcorn...in a bowl...wiht some syrup thrown over it
...i guess imma sweetY ?!?!