Like Moses said when he came down from the mountain. "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is I've whittle them down to ten. The bad news is adultery's still one of them".
1. Thou shalt always be Pirate, for that is the correct way
2. Thou shalt always be Red Mage, for that is also the correct way
3. Quistis is super hot
4. Thou shalt ne'er be insulted unless thou shalt insult back (read: eye for an eye)
5. Thou shalt not sayeth stupid jazz
6. Thou shalt not abbreviate or "lol", unless thou ist being ironic
7. Thou shalt not be arrogant or shop in Habitat or visit Starbucks
8. Thou shalt know that Maxx Power is awesome
9. Thou shalt also know that Maxx Power is better than you
10. No loafing
