This reminds of a running joke I had with some of my class mates, where we would make a fictional religion with me as a god. I'm not really sure how it came to be, but the religion was called "Kezeism", and we did in fact have some commandments (not 10, though, but around 7... because no one could think of more). I don't exactly remember them all, but some were ("Keze" being me):
- One must not have eyes like a seal.
- One must always drive Keze home.
- ...If that is not possible, one must keep Keze company on the school bus.
Yep, I know... Danish humour is lame
